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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...
by shiina_nozomu (shiina_nozumo)
at September 15th, 2007 (08:10 pm)

Shikamaru, pale and a little shaky, wandered into a get together that he had arranged but forgotten about.

"So," Kiba started, "ya okay?"

"I just found out that my mother doesn't have any nipples," Shikamaru explained, looking no less disturbed than when he had first come across the group.

Chouji gave him a look. "I thought you said that you were breastfed." Shikamaru blanched and said, "I was."

Naruto looked puzzled. "Then what did you suck on?"

Shikamaru groaned and buried his head in his arms. "You don't want to know."